There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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