your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize