we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Randomize
