At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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