I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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