who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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