That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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