windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
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