My pussy is not your playground.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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