Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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