Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
