Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
The ass gains better be worth it
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