dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
