at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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