i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
