Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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