I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize