Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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