ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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