This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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