I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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