well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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