why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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