Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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