My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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