I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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