I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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