Midget sex pt 2 tonight
her vagine was all disorganized.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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