This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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