What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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