We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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