i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Michael Bay diarrhea
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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