Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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