I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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