Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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