i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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