Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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