do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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