so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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