Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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