insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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