i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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