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i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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