He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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