i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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