Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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