their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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