normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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