no, he came in my armpit
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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