so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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