walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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