Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
ttyl tear gas
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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