I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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