i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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