We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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