So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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